I’d sell my soul to go to UFC 79 live.  In fact, I’d sell my buddy Ryan’s soul since he was stupid enough to say the best seats in the house were front of the TV at your house.  This is Chuck Liddell versus Wanderlei Silva!  The Ice Man versus the Ax Murderer!  The best seats are right there in the front row with the octagon right in front of you.  It’s the only real way to watch ultimate fighting.  You get the feeling as if you were in the fight!  With the crowd cheering both guys on, or cursing them out, it feels like you’re part of the match.  The next best thing would be sitting there in the octagon while they went about trying to win the match!  I’ve called Ticketmaster, Tickets Now, and even called up a few scalpers I know, asking them to get me in the front row, in the heat of it all, where all the action is in the best seats in the house.  Not my house.  The house ultimate fighting built.  And they put me on the reserve list.  Yeah, I’m willing to put a chokehold on someone to get moved up in the line.